pratfall:

dont like people or you will get feelings and die

bl-ind:

do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking

  • Me: I feel depressed
  • Everybody:
  • Me: I'm suicidal
  • Everybody:
  • Person: she committed suicide yesterday
  • Everybody: wow I really didn't expect that. She seemed so happy! I wish I could have helped her, she was such a lovely, beautiful person. I'll miss her so much. R.I.P forever in our hearts <3